25 April 2011

OMO is one jealous octopus


Guess who is seeing Mumford and Sons tomorrow.

Wait, no, don't guess. I wouldn't want to strain your imagination, because good writers should never directly ask their readers to imagine anything at all. Not that I'm claiming to be a good writer.

My mom is going to the Railroad Revival Tour Mumford and Sons concert . Without me.

I am seething with jealousy.

But at least she's getting me a shirt.

Sulkingly yours,
OMO

Also -- Have a song.

Clyde loves me some summer

However, being a music- and clothes-loving teenager living in the music and clothes paradise that is Austin, I am almost constantly completely broke. This is bad in the summer since I usually, you know, like to actually...do stuff. But, after many summers of exploring, I've learned that there are some things you can do in this city that are fun and free or at least cheap. So...HOW TO PARTY FOR LESS THAN $5!

Karaoke:
Yes. Karaoke. Specifically, Korean karaoke. Basically you get to rent a room for a few hours with your friends and then you can sing as many cheesy, horrid songs as you want. You can bring food and drinks in with you and they don't even get mad at you if you happen to break a lightbulb with your horrible voice. Not that I would know anything about that particular situation, I've just, you know, heard stuff. These places are almost always super-skeezy and my favorite place, New Seoul, has some super sketchy props included in their karaoke rooms, including a mattress and an inexplicable pair of reading glasses.
Cost: $5 a person, an hour

Exploring:
I am creepy. This is a fact that cannot be doubted. Just a disclaimer, if you are not as creepy as me, you may not enjoy this activity as much as me. See, I like to go exploring in those sketchy-looking creeks that are in every neighborhood that I am pretty sure they use for drainage. If you haven't seen these, they're like tiny tunnel-like holes in the ground with rocks and water and plants in them. And, tons of graffiti. They're actually really fun (according to me at least) because I can always find interesting places to climb in them or cool graffiti to photograph or secret little nooks that look kind of jank but fascinating. Of course, if you see anyone else in the creek, you should probably run because they are probably just as creepy as you.
Cost: Free, unless you get mugged.


Movies at Deep Eddy:
So, they set up this huge screen on the opposite side of the pool, and you can watch a movie while sitting on the hill, or even better, drifting on a raft in the pool. These movies are usually for kids, but they're also super fun. You can spend all day in the park or swimming and then laze around and watch a movie in the water. 
Cost: price of admission (~$2)

Burnet Road:
There are tons of places to go on Burnet that are both cheap and delicious, liiiiike Amy's Ice Creams! Or Hey Cupcake! Okay, actually those places are not that cheap, but I like to make an entire day out of it by walking there with my posse (WHICH I COMPLETELY HAVE, SHUT UP!) and taking pictures along the way or riding the bus, which is always exciting. And, if you are super broke, there is this really amazing Mexican bakery on Burnet called Mi Victoria. They have an impressive selection of pastries, cookies, and even breakfast tacos and their stuff is almost all for sale below a dollar. Like, their cookies are ten cents. I have bought two breakfast tacos, a milk, and two quite large pastries for $3.70. You guys. $3.70. I am a broke teenager, these things impress me.
Cost: ~4

So yes. I hope this helped someone...somewhere. I have many more, so if you would like a continuation, please tell me in the comments! Otherwise I will probably end up blogging about, like, How To Be A Good Stalker, or something terrible like that.

PS Besides loving me some summer, I also love me some re-posting because no one ever scrolls down to read. AYYYYYYYYYY.

24 April 2011

RE: religious advertising sucks

IT COULD BE WORSE.



Yours,
IBI

UM?

Ignore my hideous snapshot job--Safari was freaking out on me, okay?!

Did everyone go on holiday for Easter or sommet? 

O_____o

Confuzzledly yours,
IBI

23 April 2011

I'm sorry, I'm so, so, sorry....

...if you are in America and don't have BBCA.

...if you hate Doctor Who and hate my posting about it.

...for quoting the Tenth Doctor when I'm about to go on about Eleven, but you can't erase so much love in just fifteen episodes!

...but no matter what you say about Blink or Silence in the Library or Time of Angels or even some of my favourites, like The Girl in the Fireplace and The Lodger...

That was the best episode of Doctor Who ever written.

Steven Moffat, I'd ask you to marry me if your daughter wasn't old enough to be marrying someone older than my parents.

Paradoxical mind screw. If you've never seen Doctor Who before, don't start here--watch through season five first. But if you ever needed a reason to watch Doctor Who, this episode would be it.

I can't wait for next week.




Mind-reelingly yours,
I won't be sleeping tonight,
IBI

online survey

religious advertising sucks...

...and I can't believe I'm blogging about this when I've got a whole list of better things to be blogging about.

Anyway.

Imagine my dismay when, upon realising that our AdSense account is now operational so we could potentially be making money off of advertising (which only works if you click on the links! so if you see an advertisement for something even remotely interesting, you know what to do... Google thinks you'll like it!) and viewing the blog in full to see what ads we were getting picked for us...

I found a Mormon ad.


Aaaah **HEADDESK**!

Now let me be perfectly clear, I have nothing against Mormonism as a religion. I'm not even all that irritated about their ads, which aren't terribly pushy, especially compared to the postcards I get in the mail.

No, what I have something against is when religious organisations of any nature blatantly advertise that you ought to join their religion, without having any way of knowing your previous religious affiliation, if any. What I have something against is when religious organisations push the idea that their religion is so obviously superior that they don't even care what religion you practice or don't practice, they will still believe you ought to convert. What I have something against is when religious organisations insist in response to the previous accusation that all they want is for everyone to be saved, i.e., blatantly stating that their religion is so superior and their deity/ies are so judgemental that all others are condemned to some sort of (generally eternal) punishment (generally in the afterlife) for their beliefs.

It's not that I think nobody should ever be allowed to speak about their religion in a positive light, inviting others to join in their belief.

It's just that I believe they ought to be advertising only to people who actually want to know.

Not the entire Internet.

Headbashingly yours,
IBI


EDIT 25/4: If you're freaking out now, or worried I've gone mental, I recommend that you read the addendum in the comment section. Might clear up where I'm coming from a little more.

22 April 2011

dancing in mah kitchen

with mah iPhone in the waistband of mah sweatpants 'cause I don't got no pockets.



Strangely yours,
IBI