So, Facebook has this really fantastic feature where you can "like" things that other people post, thinking that it is funny or witty or deep or some such nonsense.. This feature is so fantastic not because the people who post are successful in their quest to be interesting, but because they are so very, very unsuccessful. Not only are the names of these "like"-able things amusingly narcississtic, but THE GRAMMAR! Oh, THE GRAMMAR! For someone who is really creepily obsessed with grammar, things like this are extremely funny to read. For example:
<3 Well sad Storii <3
boi: hey wil u go out wif mii? x
gurl: i cant rite nw cos i luff sum1
boi: omg who il beat him up
I took the liberty of highlighting all the spelling and grammar mistakes for you. You are so welcome! But, there are so many MORE things wrong with this. First of all, why would the girl say she can't go out with the boy because she loves "some1" when the "some1" is HIM? And what boy says OMG? And why would he think that killing someone she loves would make her like him instead? And are the x's at the end meant to represent affection? WHY? And why is he killing himself for no reason? AND WHAT DOES IT ALL HAVE TO DO WITH TERRORISM?
Okay, I'm sure you want to read some more, so here are some of my other favorite "sad storiiis".
''SAD STORIII!!!
gurl: noo u cant cos i dnt want u hurt x
boi:h no w cos i can kil him. 4 u
gurl: den u wood kil urself 4 me :/ :/ x
boi: yea (kils himelsf)
LIKE IF U R AGANSTE TERORISMS
I took the liberty of highlighting all the spelling and grammar mistakes for you. You are so welcome! But, there are so many MORE things wrong with this. First of all, why would the girl say she can't go out with the boy because she loves "some1" when the "some1" is HIM? And what boy says OMG? And why would he think that killing someone she loves would make her like him instead? And are the x's at the end meant to represent affection? WHY? And why is he killing himself for no reason? AND WHAT DOES IT ALL HAVE TO DO WITH TERRORISM?
Okay, I'm sure you want to read some more, so here are some of my other favorite "sad storiiis".
''SAD STORIII!!!
boi: happey vielsentines dai bebebey!!1 (hands her sum chocliets)
girl: yum (eateses choclieties)
boi: do u lik thiem??
girl: yeh but is am illergik 2 chocilets
boi: y didnt u tell miii!?!??///
girl: cus i larve yu
boi: u gon 2 beh okai????
girl: no (deis)
LIK IF YU CRYED''
REALI SAD STORI
boi:hey bbe whats up i love u
girl: em hu r u
boi: wat
*TURNS OUT GIRL HAZ AMNEZIA*
boi: (diez from heartbrake) :(
like if u cant stop cryn n can barely c da screen x
Do you have any favorite Facebook "like" pages? Post 'em in the comments, please!
... I'm not sure if I can top that...
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