25 March 2011

Torchwood

Two things I promise now:
  1. Torchwood can be connected in a relevant manner to a music and art magazine.
  2. Torchwood isn't entirely full of suck. It does have some redeeming factors. 
  3. And a third, three for the price of two--This post is at a Doctor Who-appropriateness level, not a Torchwood level.
Alrighty then.

For those of you who don't know, Torchwood is a spinoff series of Doctor Who. If you don't know what Doctor Who is... Just... Just Google it... And don't tell me... It would be mean to ruin someone's day that way.

Also for those of you who don't know,



Isn't that a lovely logo. The Torchwood one, I mean. Everybody knows the Doctor Who logo is beautiful.

The best explanation of the differences I've been able to formulate:
Doctor Who - The Doctor + more companions, sex and guns = Torchwood

It's lots of sex and aliens. And guns.

But. It also has had a surprisingly good response from critics!

Okay, so maybe that's a lie. Mostly it had a surprisingly good response from fans, who are really the only thing that is keeping the series going*. It's sort of amazing, the power of a fan base, especially one on the scale of the Doctor Who fandom.

I did find one particularly positive review, though! The... The Daily Record (I assume they're a British paper, though I've never heard of them--maybe they're something like the Telegraph) said of it, "the show is truly fabulous. John Barrowman is first-class as Jack, while the whole set up of characters should lend itself to some great adventures. A two thumbs up, five-star, 10 out of 10, gold-encrusted hit".

Isn't that lovely.

(It got better reviews as it bravely put-put-putted along.)

But but but it also some important themes and questions, such as making difficult choices and homosexuality; who deserves to live and who gets to choose; trust and death and everything in between. If you look hard enough, it's in there!

More importantly, it has some great music featured. (Told you I could make it connect.)

Credit goes to torchwoodguide.co.uk for lists of featured music for every episode (also, all of the times something logic fails and a series known as "Captain Jack's Large Weapon").

Anyway. Torchwood music, a splattering from across the series, including some that's actually on the soundtrack (thought not necessarily my favourites which I couldn't find on demand) and thus isn't nearly as fun to hear randomly in the middle of the show**. Have fun.

Scientifically yours,
IBI









We love you, Owen! And by "we" I mean mostly myself, as everyone else thinks you're an asshole and Jack's theme is a million times more badass!








*Seriously, not even kidding--it's the great ratings in a graveyard slot that have Torchwood running a fourth season. It's primarily set in Los Angeles. I'm not going to comment on that. Except to go cry in a corner about why they had to blow up the fabulous building in Cardiff, because even Cardiff, Wales is better than setting the show in Los Angeles
**Though not as distracting as suddenly realising, "I know this song!" when they're in a bar and pausing to make sure iTunes or Pandora or whatever isn't playing just to go, "Woah, it's MUSIC in a TV SHOW!" and I'll stop rambling now.

3 comments:

  1. Nice review!

    What age do you think is the minimum to be allowed to watch Torchwood? Would it be Rated R? PG-13? Sounds much more graphic and violent than Doctor Who.

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    Quaver

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  2. It's rated as TV-14. At the same time, I've heard one particularly wonderful teacher say that she can't technically allow us to use her projector to stream rated R movies, that it would be "highly inappropriate" for her to give us a pirated copy of Casanova--and that Torchwood is worse.

    If it was a movie, it would be rated R. First for the language, then the sex, then the violence.

    In comparison to Doctor Who--we wait a whole two seasons to see the Doctor kiss Rose. Torchwood can't go two consecutive episodes without somebody, /anybody/ having sex. In Doctor Who, the Doctor vehemently rejects the idea of guns and carries no weapons. Jack teaches a former cop how to fire a plethora of various extra weapons on her first day at Torchwood, and everyone has at least one firearm on them at all times (usually, these are also used).

    #explanationisfail #explanationisnotfail #questionmark

    --IBI

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  3. Wait, it was Blackpool she wouldn't give us. (Yet. Still working on that.) Got my David Tennant TV shows I've never seen because they're not on Netflix mixed up.

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